Artie Stick is a broken piece of wood. His wife is a mayonnaise jar. His bastard son Bart went on to TV fame. Such is life. I dreamed Artie up in 1972, while I was a college student in Missouri. He's very "artistic." Not!

Artie was featured in Realm, Platinum Toad, and Scrabbis Treno, among other fine periodical publications under the Everyman Comics/Everyman Studios imprint. If you find any of these comics, please burn them. This will help make my copies more rare and valuable.